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Interviewer: Can I just have you say my name into the camera?
Jesse: Just the word “Romina”?
Interviewer: My name, not the word.
Jesse: What’s gonna happen to it?
Interviewer: We’ll skip it, we’ll skip it. (x)

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As if men had a monopoly on murder.

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”[…] when an extremely rare bee miraculously unexpectedly finds a compatible partner.” (x)

Jesse Eisenberg Wants You To Know He’s Smarter Than You (x)

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gasstation:

Gwendoline Christie photographed by Polly Borland

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Jesse does a card trick on the Late Show with David Letterman, May 16, 2013.

“Here, pick a card from this deck. This is not as impressive as what’s in the movie.” (x)

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