(Source: aintborntipycal, via somethingofthewolf)
Dudes be acting like the clit is the ark of the covenant and shit.
#uh it is not that hard to find #and you will not get struck down if you touch it #do you need an OnStar subscription? #can you ask Siri
SIRI DOESN’T KNOW, I JUST CHECKED
sorry chris evans, guess it’s back to the drawing board.
LIP: So what, you want me to bust my ass? Get a diploma and a high paying job so I can buy you all houses and shit while you lay around doing fuck all?! Why’s that on me? Huh? All because I’ve done alright on some tests. No. I’ll pull my weight but I’m not gonna be the fucking golden goose!
(Source: isaidrosetyler, via worstwolf)
(Source: lespez, via monkeyknifefight)
Weight doesn’t matter as long as you’re happy with yourself. Billie Piper
(Source: roseandtheponds)

